Missrep

I really hope that Rihanna cancels her concert so I can have my money back.

I just read the LAPD Officer’s Affidavit at E!Online and I’m really shocked at how Chris Brown is still nominated for the Kids Choice Awards, I’m also shocked that she could take him back, is this how much self-respect she has?

I don’t want to take my brother to see her concert. I don’t think he should ever think that it’s okay to beat a girl.

Speaking of other things I don’t want my brother to become, please see Kelvin Ng.

This assh*le was actually on Fly FM and speaking trash about his wife. If the things he said were true, why kneel 10 hours for forgiveness? Jerk.

I thought Harriet Po (yes, my laptop’s got a nerdy name) had to be sent in for fixing. Scary.

Yeay! I bought myself my very first laptop!

I wanted a Sony Vaio desperately cause it’s oh so pretty.

BUT after shopping around I found me my new pet…

Just as pretty but way better specs… nyahahahaha

Q:Why would Rihanna forgive Chris Brown?

A:Duh… He has naked and/or sex pictures and/or vids of Rihanna!

This is for Nick who wanted to see Dr Manhattan in his full glory. 🙂

I can’t believe I spent 2 hours and 40 minutes in the cinema!

Was it like “oxygen turned to gold”?

Well, the answer is no.

Hahahah I must seriously stop randomly googling my name or IC number.

The first time I did it, I was in Bristol, it was my third year in uni, and PTPTN had decided I was a loan defaulter. So there it was my name, my IC number under the heading “something-something PTPTN loan defaulter” in Malay.

I just did it again, and dammit, I found this.

SENARAI KES PERBICARAAN DI HADAPAN
YANG ARIF HAKIM PUAN ROSNAINI BINTI SAUB
PADA 14 HB OGOS, 2008 HARI [KHAMIS] 9.00 PAGI
MAHKAMAH TERBUKA, MAHKAMAH TINGGI [3] SHAH ALAM

Bil 2
No Kes MT3-33-360-2008
Plaintif Lee Kooi Fee [T/n: S.M Kam & Assoc]
Defendan [My name] (Yes, that’s right, thanks Google)
Permohonan Pembubaran Perkahwinan

I’m thisclose to blowing my brains out.

I’ve just met Lord Stupid and Lady Finicky’s child.

I lost my book. It only cost RM4.90 but still…

DAMMIT.

One thing though, it had a really ugly cover.

Here’s the cover it had.

Here’s the Rob it oughta have on its cover 🙂

I *heart* Rob

Melanie Berliet wrote an article “Plastic Surgery Confidential” for Vanity Fair, and she managed to brilliantly describe exactly how she feels (as I do) about plastic surgery

I’ve always thought of plastic surgery as a wealthy, distant relative—

but on whom I might have to rely someday.