Missrep

Reasons? There are plenty.
Losers? Only me.
Wheeny Whiny Whiney Whingy.
Sitting by myself on a stupid tree.

Chop it down, break my bloody neck.
Go ahead, what the heck.
No no wait… I just need a reality check.

I met the “burqini” on Ebay!

Alamaks! My BM sucks.

Today my dearest (whose BM is brill, and who breaks into pantun for fun, wtf :)) told me I’m the “buah” of his “hati”.

So I was like huh? So he says it means his heart something.. I’m like ain’t “hati” liver?

His liver’s fruit?

Then I was like.. since we’re talking about this, why do they call it “berhati-hati di jalan raya?”

He snorted.

Anyway, the other day I tried to end a letter with “milik anda benar-benar”.

“Yours faithfully” mah…

I guess the title clearly shows that I didn’t really focus on my A levels English Lit. 🙂 [Reading should be purely for pleasure not for analysis and whatnots.]

Anyway, yeah, I’ve had activities aplenty lately, but nothing I really wanna blog about.

Went for my first proper clubbing session in a year! Really enjoyed moving all my lumps lumps, and shaking all my humps humps 🙂

Saw 10,000BC on Wednesday, and now I have a new nickname “Evolet” which Jason calls me since I hated the character. Sigh… the nottiness.

Side note: Can’t wait to watch Indiana Jones! (I’ve inherited my mom’s crush on Harrison Ford)

No sudden movement please.

Yup. That just about summarizes it all.

Randomness ahead:

Note for Self on Low-Self-Esteem-Days

There’s always plastic surgery.

See below. Miracle of Dawn Yang.

I always harbour a secret fear that my nose will morph into a Dr M type nose, a gene that runs in my family! Eeks. 🙂

Heehee…

Jason + Me = Obese

He’s the O

I”m the Bese/beast… you decide 🙂

We ate yet another salmon fish head. That’s like the 5th we’ve had in 2 and a half weeks! No more Jap food. EVER.

Random picture? Not. Appropriate? Yup.

I love ANTM which has just started – Cycle 10. Its back and bitchier. Heehee..

Anyway I was looking at Cycle 9’s winner Saleisha’s photos, and is ANTM tryin to mould her into Rihanna or what?

Much prettier of course.

Plus I’ve just met another girl who swears more per sentence than I ever did during my hey day.

Jordan Loukas. ex-Australia’s NTM contestant who has her own show – Runway to LA (yes.cheesy name)

But, she’s pretty 🙂

Went for my first STEP class. Ok. Went for my first 3/4 of a STEP class.

And now legs are now aching… bout 4 on a scale of 3!

I walk like this…

Yes… that far apart.

Read a great article today, about Perez Hilton, whose blog I read once in awhile. Its not favourite celeb blog (cause there’s another more interesting one *wink wink*)

Anyway, there were some great quotes I have to snap up for my blog 🙂

The whole point of camp is that:
“One can be serious about the frivolous, frivolous about the serious.”

And the following quote, that a hardened gossip queen in a reform programme (me) has to love

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,

And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees,

And they certainly annoy each other, But they certainly enjoy each other.

Yes, they pretend to flout each other, But they couldn’t do without each other. – Ogden Nash

Today was also my first gym visit. Heehee I had a v.v.v.cute gym instructer – my dear J, who was sweet enough to only laugh a coupla times at me.

Goal > Join a Group X class. Cause I don’t think I’d stick if I don’t switch things up.

I gotta go from this

to this
. * Cue “Eye of the Tiger” Music! *

🙂 Couldn’t think of the female of Peter.

Anyway, just thinking bout how I may have grown up a little. 🙁

As a secret blog stalker, I think I mentioned reading somebody’s, someone whom I’ve never once thought of as less heinous than like a-gonorrhea-type-disease-growing-on- mucus-from-some-gross-fungied-bacteria for the last… well [Oh god! I can feel wrinkles popping up on my forehead already, next to the brown age spots!] 10 years!

So just about 20 minutes ago, I read the latest entry, and realised I actually felt like I could identify with that person, because he/she actually reminded me of me. Then I felt like, sigh, I don’t want anyone to feel that way either.

So… yeah, maybe I’ve kinda let things go. Something that I thought I was unable to do due to all my dramaness. 🙂

Anyhoo… on the upside, my CLP graduation just went by. It was brilliant, cause my whole family was there, minus Sis of course. But Nick was there and Jason’s parents, so I was happy. Took lotsa pics, but have uploaded them on Facebook, so shan’t repeat them here.

Ooooh.. and thinking of Tinkerbell, whose image causes all Disney-watching-Girls to grow up into Paranoid-semi-Fatties like me. I have joined .

So here that body comes? 😛