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An Anatomical Note about Atonement

The Censorship Board in Malaysia is s.t.u.p.i.d.

I watched the uncensored version of Atonement online today, cause it was censored in quite a few places in the cinema.

The great minds in the Censorship Board basically censored out a few words that were typed by Robbie (The Oh-so-Hot James McAvoy.) on a typewriter.

The sentence typed (as in the brilliant book) was “your sweet wet c*nt”

What should they censor, you wonder?

Well the question should be more “What did they censor?”

The idiots censored “sweet wet”.

Hahahah.. morons.

Excuses, excuses.

None are forthcoming. Hahaha.. Yes, I may not have many readers, but the very few complain about the fact that I haven’t updated my blog.

Well, I guess its cause I don’t want to make this one of those emo-blogs [I think I mentioned this before].

Anyway critical updates:

Jason passed his CLP! – The happiest moment of 2007 for sure.

We went to HK with my family and now we’re back. [Duh!]

I’ve been chambering in Skrine for 2 months plus… bout to get to my shortcall.
V. excited.

I watched Atonement last night. Completely brilliant film. Perfect casting! This is coming from someone who hates Keira Knightley!

Am on forced rehab from all the TV series I love. Damn WGA strike. Settle already!

So now spending my time watching lots of Desperate Housewives season 4 but much much more time is wasted staring at gorgeous Heidi on Project Runway. Sometimes you’re in and sometimes you’re out. In her words… Auf!

Sad.

It’s really upsetting to know that something you always wanted is capable of destroying what you really wanted most of all.

Or maybe its just the result of me never knowing what I really wanted.

Even as I type, I keep switching.

I’ve really got to get used to the fact that I’m already walking down a path.

It just feels like a path into darkness.

4000 or 40000, they didn’t even try to make it less obvious that they were suppressing actual numbers.

Ta-daaa.. an entry at last.

I have to blog because a little bird has been twittering in my ear, saying that my blog oughta be updated more often.

Anyway I went to IKEA today, and had meatballs (always good), salmon (always delicious)and a new chicken thingy (horrid).

I bought a new lamp (or rather I bought a lamp for the 3rd time, left the first 2 to my sis when I left UK). Didn’t check it properly, it had a hole at the bottom of the lamp! Suffice to say, J refuses to go back and swap it for a new one.

Anyway whilst in IKEA I had an “I’m old” moment, a little tiny fart bout 2 years old, toddled up to me, pointed at me and told his parents ‘AUNTIE Coming!’ [I assume he meant AUNTIE in the way] and his dad replied ‘Jie jie la’

Sigh… {{{{{{ >.< }}}}} J quickly “reassured” me that Toddlers don’t lie.

ROFL


This is so the way Nick and I fight!

Amanda: [Hyperventilating]
Betty… internet dating… must mock!

Mark:
Ooh! Bookmark it. I gotta stick around here, i’m trying to work up the nerve to ask out hot pants over there..

Amanda:
Ooh! you’re asking him out, maybe I’ll stay here and mock you.

Mark:
What you think he’s out of my league?
He’s a 9. I’m an 8

Amanda:
He’s a 10. You’re a 6.

Mark:
You’re a bitch. I’m a 7.

I want one!!!

Haha.. ANYone who really knows me, knows I’m a nut downloader of TV shows.

Today, I went to Pavillion (which is gorgeous btw, but kinda too big for me. :S)and spent 10 minutes molesting one of those babies up there! Just imagining watching my shows on the ab fab screen!

Totally hogging it from other customers, but whatever.

Jason will just have to get used to threesomes! Cause I LOVE IT!

Hoping to get one in HK, if I can save enough by then :S

According to an article by Reuters, the ipod’s cheapest in HK.

Look at what a study by the Australia’s Commonwealth Bank found

“This is the CommSec iPod Index from highest to lowest, based on October 2007 prices in U.S. dollars:

Brazil $369.61; [Poor guys…]
Bulgaria $318.60;
Argentina $317.45;
Israel $300.80;
Peru $294.08;
Chile $294.06;
Malta $293.83;
Egypt $269.10;
Romania $266.60;
Uruguay $260.00;
Turkey $256.12;
Hungary $254.50;
Azerbaijan $252.11; [My geography sucks. First time I’ve heard of this place.]
Serbia $249.14;
Croatia $245.41;
Czech $242.54;
Slovakia $234.13;
Estonia $226.67;
South Africa $226.60;
Finland $225.82;
France $225.82;
Russia $220.32;
Norway $220.20;
Sweden $215.35;
Belgium $211.62;
Austria $211.62;
Italy $211.62;
Portugal $211.62;
Ireland $211.62;
Germany $211.62;
Netherlands $211.62;
Denmark $209.26;
U.K. $201.92;
Mexico $201.87;
Cyprus $201.85;
Luxembourg $201.12;
Poland $200.52;
Philippines $198.39;
Spain $197.42;
Greece $196.51;
Switzerland $195.43;
India $183.47;
Malaysia $181.82; [We’re not doing that bad… :)]
Korea $180.60;
New Zealand $180.58;
China $179.63;
Pakistan $179.48;
Australia $175.42;
Thailand $174.89;
Canada $169.68;
Singapore $167.31; [But they have to outdo us lah… :P]
Taiwan $165.82;
Japan $154.21;
U.S. $149.00;
Hong Kong $148.12 ” [Here I come bab-eh.]

I’ll just have to forsake all the other touristy stuff I might have bought.

Minyak Gamat Asli to the Rescue!!!

Hahaha.. I was rescued from chopping my fingers off thanks to the humble seacucumber

What was just yummy food…

… should actually don a cape and fly around proudly. ๐Ÿ˜€

Haha.. just a couple of applications and my fingers were good as new!
Good with burns too.. hmm.. I’m like giving a free ad, but whatever. I love it.

Of course, learning about the methods of extracting the oil from said sea cucumbers came with disturbing sick demonstrations from a suddenly very descriptive boyfriend.

Groan.

I tend to berate blogs in which people talk about themselves in an abstract manner.

I’m a dry brown leaf blowing in the wind, etc, etc.

But today I feel like this dude.