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Krabi Baby!

I’m soooooooooooooooo unbelievably excited. We got the tickets last week. Don’t know why the delayed reaction. Picking hotels/resorts etc probably spurred this on.

Just can’t wait to gooooooooo… I’m even excited about the train ride there! So what if its 14 hours? I’ll have Mr Teoh, and hopefully someone’s IPOD. 🙂

Plus its a symbol of my yummy delicious 1 month break from work!!!

Looking at pictures differently.

On Mothers Day this year, I had looked at this picture and thought that it was morbid.

Just a couple of days after Fathers Day this year however, this picture has become something that has not only brought comfort to me, but clarity as well.

Only one thing left to say, Nick, I was wrong. 🙂

Our dads really have the same vibe.

How to sing “I love you” in 1991

“Baby Baby”, I know I don’t have to “Justify My Love”,

But I’ve decided I would since “I’ve Been Thinking About You” ,

I wanna give you “More Than Words” like “I Adore Mi Amor”,

Cause I just know that “Love Will Never Do (Without You)”,

After all, this is “The First Time” I’ve ever been with “All the Man That I Need”,

I used to think “Someday” maybe and even that I won’t ever give it “One More Try”,

What’s the point of all the “Rush Rush”, cause “I Don’t Wanna Cry”,

I told myself it’s just a “Joyride” not worth the “Good Vibrations”,

“Coming Out of the Dark” was “Unbelievable”,

You came along and it’s been all “Romantic” “Emotions”,

I know it’s so true, and I’ve said to myself “You’re in Love”,

“I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)” is when we play it,

“The Promise of a New Day” is amazing now I know what its like “When a Man Loves a Woman”,

I can’t wait to go with you and “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”,

It’s not always “Black or White” but it is when I say “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You”.

[Was feeling corny, and inspired by this list :)]

Killer Lines

Hahahah.. watching AusNTM.

Judge: “Have you heard of the artist Botticelli?”
Model: “Mmmhmm…”
Judge: “Beautiful feminine soft women…?”
Model: “Mmmhmm…”
Judge: “Cause you’re more “Jelly-Botty”

Oh No!!! AHahahahah I had to add this on!

2 models enter the room.
One’s caucasion. The other Indian Mixed.
Judges ask them to list 5 reasons why they are better than each other.
The Caucasion one answers :”I’m taller.. I’m WHITER!”

Wth? Way to offend every audience member in the very first episode!

Oh God!!! I have to add this one too!

Models told to play different types of spies. So one’s assigned to be “astronaut-spy”
No money won for the person who guesses why she gets termed “ASStronaut”

Gosh.. they are not easy on us chubby ones on AUSNTM

Discovery: New Species

HOMO ERECTUS…

HOMO SAPIEN…

and then

HOMO OVER-REACTUS [Copyright LLH]. See Pic below.

Yes.. and before N makes the comment that I’ve “coded”.

I think this picture would be a more accurate depiction of the situation.

Cause evil is so much more tasty….

Muahahaaha… a bit slow but I just saw the Gossip Girl finale.

Serena and Dan fiiiiiinally broke up!

I really hated those long-kiss-hellos.

Plus they needed waaaaay too many props for their first time they did it.

Chuck and Blair fiiiiinally got together!

At least this couple revel in their evilness and have waaaay hotter you-know-what… 🙂

Chuck’s dad sure sounds like Nick when he talked about relationships though! So very your life is over…

And what the hell… that interior decorator had such a cum-and-get-it look! Eew.

K.. that’s the end of my episode analysis.

xoxo
L.

No Scriptwriters No No!

It’s always nice to watch a movie with really really low expectations, cause you’ll always find yourself liking the movie a bit more. (Bar Final Destination 4 and Rush Hour 3)

So… when I watched Speed Racer, it was definitely not as bad as I thought it could have been.

The Wachowski Brothers’ preachiness really permeated through and through.

The sad part is, unlike Matrix 1, but like Matrix 2 and 3, there was even less to ground their preachiness on.

So… it resulted in lines that sounded something like this:

1. You don’t drive to become a driver, you drive because you’re driven.

2. Close your eyes, Speed (says Rex Racer to Speed whilst Speed is gripping onto the Steering Wheel)

3. The car is a living breathing thing, just close your eyes and listen, you’ll know what she needs (the car is completely dead at this point of the movie)

4. When you drive, its like art… it’s so beautiful, thank you darling!

5. (By winning the race) He’s not going to change the world, he already has.

Sigh… take it easy people. it’s just racing, it’s not a religion or something. I really hope Mat Rempits don’t incorporate the junk from the film into their daily mantra.