Author: Li Hoong
How to sing “I love you” in 1991
“Baby Baby”, I know I don’t have to “Justify My Love”,
But I’ve decided I would since “I’ve Been Thinking About You” ,
I wanna give you “More Than Words” like “I Adore Mi Amor”,
Cause I just know that “Love Will Never Do (Without You)”,
After all, this is “The First Time” I’ve ever been with “All the Man That I Need”,
I used to think “Someday” maybe and even that I won’t ever give it “One More Try”,
What’s the point of all the “Rush Rush”, cause “I Don’t Wanna Cry”,
I told myself it’s just a “Joyride” not worth the “Good Vibrations”,
“Coming Out of the Dark” was “Unbelievable”,
You came along and it’s been all “Romantic” “Emotions”,
I know it’s so true, and I’ve said to myself “You’re in Love”,
“I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)” is when we play it,
“The Promise of a New Day” is amazing now I know what its like “When a Man Loves a Woman”,
I can’t wait to go with you and “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”,
It’s not always “Black or White” but it is when I say “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You”.
[Was feeling corny, and inspired by this list :)]
Killer Lines
Hahahah.. watching AusNTM.
Judge: “Have you heard of the artist Botticelli?”
Model: “Mmmhmm…”
Judge: “Beautiful feminine soft women…?”
Model: “Mmmhmm…”
Judge: “Cause you’re more “Jelly-Botty”
Oh No!!! AHahahahah I had to add this on!
2 models enter the room.
One’s caucasion. The other Indian Mixed.
Judges ask them to list 5 reasons why they are better than each other.
The Caucasion one answers :”I’m taller.. I’m WHITER!”
Wth? Way to offend every audience member in the very first episode!
Oh God!!! I have to add this one too!
Models told to play different types of spies. So one’s assigned to be “astronaut-spy”
No money won for the person who guesses why she gets termed “ASStronaut”
Gosh.. they are not easy on us chubby ones on AUSNTM
Discovery: New Species
Cause evil is so much more tasty….
Muahahaaha… a bit slow but I just saw the Gossip Girl finale.
Serena and Dan fiiiiiinally broke up!
I really hated those long-kiss-hellos.
Plus they needed waaaaay too many props for their first time they did it.
Chuck and Blair fiiiiinally got together!
At least this couple revel in their evilness and have waaaay hotter you-know-what… ๐
Chuck’s dad sure sounds like Nick when he talked about relationships though! So very your life is over…
And what the hell… that interior decorator had such a cum-and-get-it look! Eew.
K.. that’s the end of my episode analysis.
xoxo
L.
No Scriptwriters No No!
It’s always nice to watch a movie with really really low expectations, cause you’ll always find yourself liking the movie a bit more. (Bar Final Destination 4 and Rush Hour 3)
So… when I watched Speed Racer, it was definitely not as bad as I thought it could have been.
The Wachowski Brothers’ preachiness really permeated through and through.
The sad part is, unlike Matrix 1, but like Matrix 2 and 3, there was even less to ground their preachiness on.
So… it resulted in lines that sounded something like this:
1. You don’t drive to become a driver, you drive because you’re driven.
2. Close your eyes, Speed (says Rex Racer to Speed whilst Speed is gripping onto the Steering Wheel)
3. The car is a living breathing thing, just close your eyes and listen, you’ll know what she needs (the car is completely dead at this point of the movie)
4. When you drive, its like art… it’s so beautiful, thank you darling!
5. (By winning the race) He’s not going to change the world, he already has.
Sigh… take it easy people. it’s just racing, it’s not a religion or something. I really hope Mat Rempits don’t incorporate the junk from the film into their daily mantra.
A bet is a bet is a bet….
Info overload, darling.
Just, us.
I kid you not… but come to Petaling Jaya for a holiday!
Hahaha.. I know I’ve always been a loyal PJ gal, but I never thought this would ever happen.
There are hotels in PJ sure, if you wanna count Lisa De Inn a.k.a Chicken Farm to gossipy (hopefully over-imaginative) Malaysians and of course PJ Hilton.
What I never thought would happen would be this place – The Seapark Brickhouse!!!
Hahaahahah.. seriously, I live pretty near Seapark, I swear by the best Chicken Rice in the world, as well as the marvelous Duck Rice at Sunrise.
Now though, you can have a chill out escape from daily life right here!
I can’t believe that amongst the attractions, Taman Aman is heavily photographed, but ah well, it is Seapark after all. It is nice and affordable though! RM150 per night.
Also, for the voyeur in you, you get to bathe outdoors! Just imagine, in Seapark, Petaling Jaya, bathing outdoors! Peewheeet!
















